Crithto: Greetings, tamers! I just received a missive from Major Payne regarding this week’s training. Here’s what he had to say:
Pug, I want you to keep an eye on our trainees. It’s imperative that they remain focused on maintaining their regimen of daily exercises (including their swim laps around Pandaria and 1000 push-ups), Pet Battles, and strengthening their focus via back-to-back-to-back nigh-impossible encounters. At 0600 Monday morning, I will be back from my . . . bivouac on Jaguero Isle. This is not, I repeat, not a vacation or attempt to enjoy the holidays. Muscly masses of manliness like me have no time to rest and relax!
P.S. The mystery gift you received was not from me!
P.P.S. Keep up the great work.
P.P.P.S. NOT A VACATION!!
Crithto: Happy Holidays, everybody! Like Payne said, be sure to continue your training. Just between us, though—and don’t tell him I said this—do be sure to have a fun time with your family and friends. Also, I hope you got something really cool under the Winter Veil tree this year!