Having regurgitated carrots spewed all over you is disgusting. Being able to control it is sweet, sweet justice!

Where do you suppose you could find the very essence of corrupted time and death in the form of a tiny little dragon?

A murder of crows can have two meanings. Are you prepared to find out which one will apply to you?

Beware! Unspeakable horrors befall the heedless who choose to venture into Hillsbrad Foothills!

Are you brave enough to stare into The Eye of death? Major Payne wants to see if you really are!

With your help, Major Payne wishes to become the only living menace on Azeroth by "researching" nightmares.

Armored and stout, with eyes that will melt your heart right before it punctures your chest cavity . . . meet the Stunted Direhorn!

It's autumn in Azeroth, and as leaves begin to fall from the noble Blossoming Ancient's boughs, so too falls another Pet Battle team before this tough little tree's mighty blows!

Instability and stinky billabongs? What on Azeroth is Major Payne up to now?!

Major Payne knows you've been working hard, and he hopes his latest task will help you find inner peace.

Everyone loves to wallow in the "mud" and become an enormous, coagulated, animate pile of filth, right?

Remnants of the Lich King’s power wander the wastes of Northrend, and Major Payne wants you to find one!

Remember that first time you got roflstomped by a Fel Reaver in Hellfire Peninsula? It’s payback time!

We’re looking for your screenshots of Pets and Pet Battles for our gallery!

Major Payne has been assaulted, and he's ordering you to pull your head out of the sand and exact revenge in his name!

There's nothing pretty to see here. Just ugly, nasty, disgusting snakes and Major Payne wants 'em all dead!

Time to ditch those malleable feels, and grab your rod and reel, tamers. Major Payne wants you to go fishin'.

It's time to feel the burn! Unfortunately, if you don't survive, you can't rise from your own ashes.

When you're done with your daily set of 100 one-armed pushups, Major Payne has ordered you to return to the Isle of Thunder!

Do you know where to find a Dripping Strider Egg? Well, there's only one way to find out!

Grandmother's a sweet, gray-haired old lady who has big ears, big eyes, and phat lewtz. Perhaps you should pay her a visit and listen to her tale.

Think you have what it takes to join the Direhorn Expert Riding Professionals Syndicate? Head to the Isle of Giants to find out!

It's time for you to drop that rock you've been licking and come on down to the Isle of Thunder! It's toad-hunting season.

With some Kor’kron blood, sweat, and a few tears, you too can summon your own hydra!

Ji-Kun has flown the coop, and it's your job to put a yolk on her and stop the fowl play!