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Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Bill Buckler

Batten down th' hatches, Payne's sendin' ye to Stranglethorn to deal wit' a rowdy scallywag!

10 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Merda Stronghoof

Major Payne's latest training mission has you going to Desolace . . . and shedding a few tears for Mankrik's wife?

10 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Steven Lisbane

Major Payne is grossed out by Steven Lisbane's eating habits, so he's sending you to pay him a visit!

10 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Zonya the Sadist

What do undead monkeys and a sadist have in common? Major Payne explains in his latest Pet Battles training mission.

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Eric Davidson

Let's hope you can avoid contracting fleas while enduring Major Payne's latest training exercise!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Analynn

Do you have a mint? You might need to bring some on your next training mission from Major Payne.

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Lindsay

Payne's scouts reported some of you were none too happy to be slapped around by Dagra. Poor things. Meet Lindsay!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Dagra the Fierce

Dagra the Fierce may not have the fiercest team in the world, but she certainly hates it when you flirt with her!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Julia Stevens

Your Advanced Pet Battles Training assignment for this week: Challenge Julia Stevens and her snakes (eww!) in Elwynn Forest.

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Zunta

Congratulations! Major Payne has decided to move you into his Advanced Pet Battles Training course!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Silithid Hatchling

Your final day of basic Pet Battles training is here! Assuming you can survive. Actually, either way it’s your last day. . . .

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Peddlefeet

Major Payne may say “bah, humbug!” to Love is in the Air, but we're sure you're gonna love this week's challenge.

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Voodoo Figurine

Major Payne ain't trollin' this time. He needs to see if you're able to stay away from the voodoo, mon!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Perky Pug

Major Payne is finally ready to fully test your skills. There's just one tiny problem. . . .

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: WarcraftPets.com

This week, Major Payne’s taking a break so we can highlight one of our favorite fansites: WarcraftPets.com. Here’s what this helpful website can offer new and veteran pet collectors and battlers.

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Magical Crawdad

“Speak with Mr. Pinchy and be granted a wish! Maybe something good . . . maybe something bad . . . Mr. Pinchy does not know!”

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Rabid Nut Varmint 5000

Nimble, squeaky sounds, and smells like burning oil and rabies. What more could you want out of a mechanical pet?

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Clock’em

Shh, we can't talk about where you're going, but Major Payne has some extra special training for you this week.

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Not On Vacation!

Two things: 1) Are you keeping up with your training? 2) Major Payne is not—repeat—not on vacation!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Winter Reindeer

♫ He's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Major Payne is comin' to town! ♪

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Viscidus Globule

You’ll need more than a frosty sense of patience to defeat Major Payne’s latest challenge!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Blighthawk

Apparently littering Azeroth with turkey carcasses could mean the death of us all!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Hopling

Having regurgitated carrots spewed all over you is disgusting. Being able to control it is sweet, sweet justice!

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Infinite Whelpling

Where do you suppose you could find the very essence of corrupted time and death in the form of a tiny little dragon?

11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Crow

A murder of crows can have two meanings. Are you prepared to find out which one will apply to you?

11 years ago