Batten down th' hatches, Payne's sendin' ye to Stranglethorn to deal wit' a rowdy scallywag!

Major Payne's latest training mission has you going to Desolace . . . and shedding a few tears for Mankrik's wife?

Major Payne is grossed out by Steven Lisbane's eating habits, so he's sending you to pay him a visit!

What do undead monkeys and a sadist have in common? Major Payne explains in his latest Pet Battles training mission.

Let's hope you can avoid contracting fleas while enduring Major Payne's latest training exercise!

Do you have a mint? You might need to bring some on your next training mission from Major Payne.

Payne's scouts reported some of you were none too happy to be slapped around by Dagra. Poor things. Meet Lindsay!

Dagra the Fierce may not have the fiercest team in the world, but she certainly hates it when you flirt with her!

Your Advanced Pet Battles Training assignment for this week: Challenge Julia Stevens and her snakes (eww!) in Elwynn Forest.

Congratulations! Major Payne has decided to move you into his Advanced Pet Battles Training course!

Your final day of basic Pet Battles training is here! Assuming you can survive. Actually, either way it’s your last day. . . .

Major Payne may say “bah, humbug!” to Love is in the Air, but we're sure you're gonna love this week's challenge.

Major Payne ain't trollin' this time. He needs to see if you're able to stay away from the voodoo, mon!

Major Payne is finally ready to fully test your skills. There's just one tiny problem. . . .

This week, Major Payne’s taking a break so we can highlight one of our favorite fansites: WarcraftPets.com. Here’s what this helpful website can offer new and veteran pet collectors and battlers.

“Speak with Mr. Pinchy and be granted a wish! Maybe something good . . . maybe something bad . . . Mr. Pinchy does not know!”

Nimble, squeaky sounds, and smells like burning oil and rabies. What more could you want out of a mechanical pet?

Shh, we can't talk about where you're going, but Major Payne has some extra special training for you this week.

Two things: 1) Are you keeping up with your training? 2) Major Payne is not—repeat—not on vacation!

♫ He's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Major Payne is comin' to town! ♪

You’ll need more than a frosty sense of patience to defeat Major Payne’s latest challenge!

Apparently littering Azeroth with turkey carcasses could mean the death of us all!

Having regurgitated carrots spewed all over you is disgusting. Being able to control it is sweet, sweet justice!

Where do you suppose you could find the very essence of corrupted time and death in the form of a tiny little dragon?

A murder of crows can have two meanings. Are you prepared to find out which one will apply to you?